MASATHELIOMA
Disease that causes obesity in hispanic females. Symptoms include craving for high fat, high cholesterol foods and a tendency to wear stretch pants with flip-flops. The cause is unknown but may be attributed to watching too many telenovelas and excessive trips to Wal-Mart and McDonald's.
"Did you see that really fat mexican woman at Costco eating the Pan Dulce with a liter of Pepsi? The one wearing the spandex pants with high heels? I'm friends with her brother Pablo and he told me she was diagnosed with masathelioma".