mascarfoniu
"mascarfoniu" is a word used for plush toys, in romanian. It is usually used by the wise people of this planet.If you use the word "mascarfoniu" the snail gods will bless you with big balls. If mascarfoniu is used in a coarse way, your dick will be chopped with a meat cleaver. I don't make the rules.
I recieved a mascarfoniu for Christmas. He is licking my balls while i'm asleep.