Masco

the most fucked-up school in the history of Mankind

A red brick building where old, sad, and lonely teachers with no life go to yell at kids because they have nothing else to do with their lives. It is also a common belief that most adults in Masco are working for the devil.

the act of a male shaving the crack and hole of his hind quarters, despite the anticipated itching that will result when the stubble starts growing out.

The school of Tik Tok Thots that do way too much renegade. Your Spanish teacher will even make you do renegade in front of the whole class. Geometry Lab is like entering the ghetto. The teacher will scream at you for not having a ruler. The only good thing about this hell hole is that there's a "vine day" where you can drop croissants and scream.

Any girl that goes to Masconomet and wears Uggs, a Northface, or a very low cut shirt every day. They tend to wear approximately 2 tons of makeup daily, straighten their hair, and frequent local tanning salons as well as Victorias Secret. They also live a large portion of their life on Facebook. it is very hard to set apart one Masco Biddie from another, because they all look exactly the same. As well as being extremely fake, they are also very shallow and unbearably annoying. It is nearly impossible to hang out with a Masco Biddie for over a half hour unless you are going to score with one. Please note that it is very easy to get with a masco Biddie.

When you see a girl from Masconomet High School the first time, she looks alright or maybe even kinda hot. The second time you see her your wondering how drunk you mustve been but then realize you were not drunk, it was just a masco illusion.