mashturbate
to masterbate, while being mashed off' drugs such as; cannabis; valium;, any drug which will relax the user
Oh man i feel quite stoned... i might mashturbate later on,it will sort me out...!
mashturbate
To mash with one self as if were one in a mash pit.
I couldn't help but laugh when Sean started to mashturbate.
Mashturbate
Mashturbating is when you or someone else mashes your cock with their fist or a household object.
Jane: uh you'll never guess what happend to me last night
Sarah: what?
Jane: i saw my brother Mashturbate in his room
Sarah: EWWWWWWW
Sarah: what?
Jane: i saw my brother Mashturbate in his room
Sarah: EWWWWWWW
Mashturbate
The peroid of time when you're beating your flaccid dick
John Wilkes Booth: Did you get any last night?
Ryan Gosling: I wouldn't count it, I was too drunk to get throbbed so I decided to mashturbate.
John Wilkes Booth: Bro, me too.
Ryan Gosling: I wouldn't count it, I was too drunk to get throbbed so I decided to mashturbate.
John Wilkes Booth: Bro, me too.