maskaraging
Turning up to your local pub or club and realising that you’ve forgotten your mandatory stupid fucking Covid face mask!
Bouncer: You need a face mask to come in the pub tonight mate.
Churto: Fuck me, I forgot to bring one from home. Have you got a spare mate?
Bouncer: Sorry champ, this ain’t no fucking charity.
Churto: Are you fucking keeding me! I’m fucking Maskaraging right now!
Churto: Fuck me, I forgot to bring one from home. Have you got a spare mate?
Bouncer: Sorry champ, this ain’t no fucking charity.
Churto: Are you fucking keeding me! I’m fucking Maskaraging right now!