Maslanka
To make everyone around you think that you are busy and working while in actuality you are doing nothing. Is a way to keep up appearances so others are impressed by your work ethic. Many times the phrase, "i gotta let you go, i have some shit to take care of" will be uttered.
I didn't feel like doing anything last week so I pulled a Maslanka.
Austin Maslanka
person who is very anti-social with females but thinks he can get a Munster 8th grader. He probably has a 10 ERA and gives up taters 450 dead center to 12 year olds.
The kid today pitched like Austin Maslanka
Austin Maslanka
God what an Austin Maslanka that guy is. He gave her aids then stole all her money.
God what an Austin Maslanka that guy is. He gave her aids then stole all her money.