Masscrack
Really, REALLY, REEEEEALY big asscrack. Like... Asscrack so big, it should have its own zip code.
*fat guy walks by*
Guy 1: Dude... Look at that masscrack!
Guy 2: What's it's area code? I'ma prank call it.
Guy 1: Dude... Look at that masscrack!
Guy 2: What's it's area code? I'ma prank call it.