mass cunting
The act when a group of friends in a bar simultaneously text the word "cunt " to an absent member of the group. The result is the absent person receives a large number of SMS messages at the same time. Usually the absent person is felt to have a poor reason not to be present
Richard did not come to the pub because he was meeting his mother in law , so after a few beers and smedders we decided a mass cunting was in order , leading to much amusement or embarrassment depending who you were