mastard
Someone who has mastered the art of being a bastard.
God, how can you be such a mastard?
mastard
a motherf***ing bastard...
Don...you stupid mastard!!
Mastard
a masturbating bastard
That mastard just won't quit!
mastardate
A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack
My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger
Mastardation
1. A Indoctrination and subsequent retardation of a mass of people or public.
Welcome to the Mastardation... It's the begining of the Tardmageddon.