masterbanating
1) Verb: To masturbate using an emptied banana peel.
Guy 1: "Dude, we were eating lunch and Tom started talking about masterbanating."
Guy 2: "That's fucked up."
Guy 1: "Yeah, he said he microwaved it beforehand."
Guy 2: "That's fucked up."
Guy 1: "Yeah, he said he microwaved it beforehand."