masterbater
Widely uncommonly misspelt form of masturbator
It's spelt with a "u" and an "o," idiots.
MASTERbater
n. title given to he who can masturbate and feel no shame, whose penis' texture is like leather, predict his exact point of ejaculation, can get it under 30 seconds, does not break a sweat, and will occaisionally yawn while doing it
Jody thought Jacob was the true MASTERbater when she caught him masturbating and pressing a pair of slacks while talking on the phone selling timeshares in Florida.
Masterbatable
A very attractive girl, that one would be more than happy to maturbate over.
"God, she's cute"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"
"Yeh, she's totally masterbatable"
masterbater
Masterbater, also known as a Kitty killer, is a man who gives himself sexual pleasure by himself by taking his hand and rubbing the penis until the pleasure is acheived.
Ed is a masterbater and will masterbate at anytime he can.
masterbateable
A word that can be used to replace debatable. It's better to use however when talking about the attractiveness of somebody.
Guy 1: Dude Jessica Alba is the hottest girl ever.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.
Guy 2: That's masterbateable.
Masterbater
One, who feels the need to touch and feel upon himself/herself, in order to get sexual pleasure.
See: masterbate
See: masterbate
The kid across the street is a damn masterbater, did you ever smell his hands?
Masterbatable
When a person empowers the qualities of such supreme attractiveness that simple thinking of them for just a moment causes your loins to tingle and burn.
This one particular gentleman I know is so masterbatable that thinking about him in any way makes my mind and my pantys a mess.