Masterbeat
to masturbate whilse eating.
I masterbeated on your bed while you were at work, so watch out for the spooge on the bottom left corner.
masterbeaters
A group of four highly trained athletes, rumoured to be ex-special forces, that compete in extreme adventure races whilst praising the virtues of regular masterbation
"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"
" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
masterbeat
The art of intensily jerking your body to the beat of a song
"Dude sean, fist pumping is my favorite way to masterbeat".
"Yesterday I was home alone so I turned up the music and started to masterbeat until I was pouring swet".
"Yesterday I was home alone so I turned up the music and started to masterbeat until I was pouring swet".
masterbeat
masturbate.
Man i got a fat nut to bust, im gonna go masterbeat.
masterbeat
The greatest beat in the universe.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.
Presides over all other beats and makes sure they dont screw up.
If any beats don't meet Masterbeat's standards they create poor record sales.
"Man, that beat was whack. I hope you dont show it to Masterbeat!"
"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."
"Hey that song is number one, it must've been approved by Masterbeat."