masterbortion
an instance where one has been masturbating alone in his/her house and is approaching climax, and has to stop because mom came home and she wants you to bring in the groceries or take up your time in some other lame way that resembles the opposite of orgasm.
I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.
Masterbortion
Masturbating while getting an abortion
Miss stop masturbating, this is an a abortion not a masterbortion
Masterbortion
Masterbating while getting a abortion.
There are no masterbortions aloud here, only abortions.
Masterbortion
The act of masturbating while getting a abortion.
Stop masturbating! This is a abortion not a masterbortion!