Mastercrafted
When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.
Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?
Jane: No I didn't, what happened?
Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!
Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.
Jane: No I didn't, what happened?
Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!
Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.
Mastercraft
An American world class waterski boat
"Dave owns a mastercraft boat"
mastercraftful
Exceedingly craftful; highly intelligent with respect to certain skill or craft
Kevin is so mastercraftful, he can make a womans bra out of coconut fiber.
mastercraftful
Exceedingly craftful; master of certain craft or skill.
His mastercraftful drafting strategy won him the 2018 fantasy football championship.