Masterlate
Late for something because you were masterbating
Why were you late for work?
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.
I was masterbating so I was Masterlate.
Masterlation
The relaying of information about your masturbation techniques.
I gave Mary a whole lot of masterlation last night. She was thrilled.
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masterlating
To be the only person to show up late to a group meeting or event.
I've been masterlating to the last six events, the boss won't be happy if I am tardy again. late, tardy, not on time, procrastinate, behind