masticulating
Juicing the herring, slinging the sausage, porking the swine
Moose likes to juice his herring in front of Joe. Joe, 31, was like "WTF MAN!? STOP YOUR MASTICULATING!"
masticulate
when a megaladon bites a human testicle
the megaladon decided it was a good idea to masticulate the lonesome diver.