Mastrigate
An over inflated judge in a traffic court
Timmy bought a good GPS system to track his speed so the mastrigate couldn't prove he was speeding
mastrigator
An alligator that jacks off a lot
Don't fall in that creek dude, there's a mastrigator in there
mastrigator
an aligator that wanks a lot
Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator