mastubate

Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time.

That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty!

mastubation

To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love.

The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else.

I've sprained my wrist, I really should work on my mastubation technique.

Mastubate

(Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification *at hand*: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet.

1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE."
2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.)
3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.)

4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation.

Bisexual mastubation

The act to finger yourself and jerk off at the same time

Guy 1: What did you do last night?
Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation
Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean?
Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know

Darth Vader Mastubator

An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme.

"Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"

俚语	mastubate
释义	mastubate Common mispelling you would actually type/spell if you were actually masturbating for an extended period of time. That's right,all I did all day was mastubate to repeated Star Trek episodes! Ohhhh gggggod,beam me up Scotty! mastubation To play with ones self. five knuckle shuffle, chock the chicken, to have a hand shandy, self love. The act of bringing ones self to climax, generally using ones hand or that of someone else. I've sprained my wrist, I really should work on my mastubation technique. Mastubate (Also "mastubation.") Includes numerous possible epithets, in addition to the self-gratification at hand: having a short penis (stub), any number of handicaps or speech impediments producing the mispronunciation of masturbate minus the R sound, and lastly, a session of masturbation that was either too brief to be enjoyable or otherwise clearly less pleasurable than average. Could also refer to masturbating in the bath-tub, not necessarily an epithet. 1) "Hey, dickless over there is going home to MASTUBATE." 2) "Hey dopey, you gonna go home to "mu-mu-muh-mastubate?" (Mocking the slow kid.) 3) "Ugh, last night was a fail. After working up a decent hard-on by watching music videos, it ended anticlimactically with very disappointing mastubation." (This would be said with sadness, frustration, disappointment.) 4) Ah, what a lovely evening off she had with wine, candles, a bubble-bath, and her favorite: mastubation. Bisexual mastubation The act to finger yourself and jerk off at the same time Guy 1: What did you do last night? Guy 2: I Did some bisexual mastubation Guy 1: Wh- What does that mean? Guy 2: Oh, you dont want to know Darth Vader Mastubator An insult used to insult someone's character. Actual meaning unknown, but probably just a simple pseudorhyme. "Oh yeah? Well you're a Darth Vader Mastubator!"
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