Masturbacing

The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook.

Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving.

Masturbacation

1) Where you can't afford a real vacation so you sit at home and jerk off.

1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break?

Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's gross.

b) Jim: What did you do over spring break?

Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation.

Jim: that's hot.

masturbaceous

A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank.

That bitch is so maturbaceous.

masturbaceous

1. Relating to or having the qualities of the act of masturbation.

2. A misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious.

The patient had severe inflammation of the masturbaceous glands brought on by near-constant abuse, and was given an ointment.

masturbaceous

adj. one who masturbates frequently

Masturbaceous Jim Tanner ruined his mom's copy of "Good Housekeeping" and consequently had to clean the gutters.

俚语	masturbacing
释义	Masturbacing The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook. Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving. Masturbacation 1) Where you can't afford a real vacation so you sit at home and jerk off. 1a) Jim: what did you do over spring break? Tom: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation. Jim: that's gross. b) Jim: What did you do over spring break? Stacey: I was broke so I stayed at home and had a masturbacation. Jim: that's hot. masturbaceous A female worthy of adding to one's spank bank. That bitch is so maturbaceous. masturbaceous 1. Relating to or having the qualities of the act of masturbation. 2. A misspelling of masturbacious or masturbalicious. The patient had severe inflammation of the masturbaceous glands brought on by near-constant abuse, and was given an ointment. masturbaceous adj. one who masturbates frequently Masturbaceous Jim Tanner ruined his mom's copy of "Good Housekeeping" and consequently had to clean the gutters.
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