Masturbake

Verb; to smoke marijuana and then service oneself.

Thanks for that quarter Joey. I haven't been able to masturbake for almost three weeks.

Masturbaking

Self pleasure through baking goods or cooking foods.

I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn't let me have any of the cake.

Masturbaking

The art of making love to a variety of baked goods. i.e french Baguettes, pita bread, loafs, muffins, crumpets, custard creams and all other sexually attractive baked goods.

Stuart found a stale french baguette in his bread bin and began masturbaking. To his horror it was soggy because his dad had already masturbaked in it earier that day.

"Stuart!, what are you doing with that bakery item?"
"Piss off Dad, I'm Masturbaking!"

masturbaking

The art of masturbating whilst baking.

Man, I made such a good batch of pumpkin bread last night, I started masturbaking while it was still in the oven.

Masturbaker's dozen

The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys.

'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..'

Masturbaker

1. Someone who bakes goods in the form of sexual images/symbols/organs..

2. A person who is exceptionally skilled in the messy, but pleasurable and satisfying art of... baking.

1. Gina is quite the masturbaker, always baking cookies and pies shaped like penises.

2. Gordon Ramsay is an excellent masturbaker.

Masturbake

Masturbating while waiting for the oven to preheat.

I wanted to reheat some pizza in the oven so seemed like the best opportunity to masturbake while I waited.

俚语	masturbake
释义	Masturbake Verb; to smoke marijuana and then service oneself. Thanks for that quarter Joey. I haven't been able to masturbake for almost three weeks. Masturbaking Self pleasure through baking goods or cooking foods. I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn't let me have any of the cake. Masturbaking The art of making love to a variety of baked goods. i.e french Baguettes, pita bread, loafs, muffins, crumpets, custard creams and all other sexually attractive baked goods. Stuart found a stale french baguette in his bread bin and began masturbaking. To his horror it was soggy because his dad had already masturbaked in it earier that day. "Stuart!, what are you doing with that bakery item?" "Piss off Dad, I'm Masturbaking!" masturbaking The art of masturbating whilst baking. Man, I made such a good batch of pumpkin bread last night, I started masturbaking while it was still in the oven. Masturbaker's dozen The pinnacle of all dedicated feckless cum-shedders whereby the participant aims to ejaculate more than 13 times in a 24 hour period. 13 loads in generally accepted by industry insiders as being the level that separates the men from the boys. 'I did it , I did the masturbaker's dozen! Admittedly the last six were with a floppy and the jizz was purely gaseous, but by golly I finally did it. Now it's off to the doctor for me to get some ointment for the blisters and tennis elbow..' Masturbaker 1. Someone who bakes goods in the form of sexual images/symbols/organs.. 2. A person who is exceptionally skilled in the messy, but pleasurable and satisfying art of... baking. 1. Gina is quite the masturbaker, always baking cookies and pies shaped like penises. 2. Gordon Ramsay is an excellent masturbaker. Masturbake Masturbating while waiting for the oven to preheat. I wanted to reheat some pizza in the oven so seemed like the best opportunity to masturbake while I waited.
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