Masturbatical
A rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year... or as long as one can manage.
Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.
Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
masturbatable
When it is debatable whether or not you could masturbate over the subject or not.
Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.
Dame Edna in a swimsuit: masturbatable.
dude 1: damn that chicks hot!
dude 2: thats my mum
dude 1: thats masturbatable
dude 2: thats my mum
dude 1: thats masturbatable
Masturbatics
The art of acrobatically masturbating.
Any chump can swing from a trapeze. However, it takes true skill to do so while simultaneously beating your meat, in an astounding feat of masturbatics.
masturbatable
When a person is attractive enough for another person to be able to masturbate to them.
"That girl/guy is maturbatable because they are so attractive."
masturbateable
something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.
"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.
masturbatable
Worth considering while masturbating.
Street: Man who sit on toilet, high on pot.
Wil: Thats masturbatable.
Wil: Thats masturbatable.
masturbaters
one who jerks it not only multiple times a week but multiple times a day. the kind of person you would find beating there dick in your own house or even infront of you. A person who if gets stuck in an elevator for even 5 minutes will have already wacked their magic stick once or twice. A kind of person you would find in the middle of math class with their hand in their pocket wiggling around alot letting out akward grunts. A person who can cry white tears just looking at a barbie doll.
-pete: *wiggle wiggle grunt* "Teacher may i go to the bathroom"
-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."
-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)
-teacher: "thats the second time this hour pete.."
-pete: " Im sorry I drank alot of OJ juice today (actually bj juice) I have an overactive bladder" (well he has an overactive something thats for sure)