Masturbating Lion

1. A yoga-like pose assumed in similar fashion to yoga's "gate pose" but with the hand in the crotch region. Mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he assumes. Thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride.

Dude: Do you see how drunk that dude is?

Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright!

Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!

俚语	masturbating lion
释义	Masturbating Lion 1. A yoga-like pose assumed in similar fashion to yoga's "gate pose" but with the hand in the crotch region. Mythical belief is that as a lion reaches climax from masturbation, this is the posture he assumes. Thought to intimidate other males and arouse the sleaziest of females of the pride. Dude: Do you see how drunk that dude is? Lad: Yeah, oh my goodness, he's stumbling backwards and just fell...but he impressively caught himself with one arm down on the ground and still managed to keep his beer upright! Dude: Wooahh man, I can't believe that! Did he really? He just pulled off the masturbating lion!
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