Masturbatio
The act of giving oneself a blowjob
Dude, I got one of my ribs taken out so I could give myself masturbatio.
Masturbatio
One who gets the most exaggeratively masturbated on than anybody else in the local area or group.
Guillermo: I got this! Looks like your gonna get another lickin' Matt!
Matt: Aw, come on! Why is it always me?
Rissy: It's because you're the masturbatio!
Matt: Aw, come on! Why is it always me?
Rissy: It's because you're the masturbatio!