Masturbatone

The tone of voice you unwillingly use on the phone when you're trying to jerk off to the other person's voice or to muted porn (because what he/she is saying is too boring for you to care).

Rich: *Shaky voice* Yeah... Uhuh... Eheheh. Cool.
Alisa: Are masturbating to me?!
Rich: HUH!? No! Why???
Alisa: Because you're using masturbatone... Ew.

Masturbatone

The muscle tone one gets from masturbating frequently and rigorously.

"Hey, have you seen Gary? Did he start going to the gym over summer?"

"Are you kidding? That's just masturbatone."

"Wow, he must have masturbated a lot these past few months!"

"This is a really awkward conversation for two people to have about another"

masturbatone

to tone ones muscles solely through masturbation

that guy is totally masturbatone look at his arms

俚语	masturbatone
释义	Masturbatone The tone of voice you unwillingly use on the phone when you're trying to jerk off to the other person's voice or to muted porn (because what he/she is saying is too boring for you to care). Rich: Shaky voice Yeah... Uhuh... Eheheh. Cool. Alisa: Are masturbating to me?! Rich: HUH!? No! Why??? Alisa: Because you're using masturbatone... Ew. Masturbatone The muscle tone one gets from masturbating frequently and rigorously. "Hey, have you seen Gary? Did he start going to the gym over summer?" "Are you kidding? That's just masturbatone." "Wow, he must have masturbated a lot these past few months!" "This is a really awkward conversation for two people to have about another" masturbatone to tone ones muscles solely through masturbation that guy is totally masturbatone look at his arms
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