masturbatorily
Knowing and perfecting the essence of what IS masturbation, and/or beating off.
"I'm masturbatorily gifted. I can beat off anywhere, with anything, at any time." "Even though Billy is 45, he can beat it like Beckham."
"Dude's masturbatorily gifted.Got mad meat skills."
"Dude's masturbatorily gifted.Got mad meat skills."