masturbbatical

n. A period of leave from masturbation. Usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set assignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation.

Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.

My penis is so sore I think I need to take a masturbbatical.

This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.

I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.

My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.

masturbbatical

A break from masturbation for an extended period of time

Ari: I haven't jerked off in forever!
Max: Same, I am on a clean streak.
Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!

俚语	masturbbatical
释义	masturbbatical n. A period of leave from masturbation. Usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set assignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation. Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating. My penis is so sore I think I need to take a masturbbatical. This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time. I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical. My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical. masturbbatical A break from masturbation for an extended period of time Ari: I haven't jerked off in forever! Max: Same, I am on a clean streak. Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!
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