masturbearding
To stroke one's beard with great intensity, almost as if the act is sexually gratifying.
I couldn't concentrate on the professor's lecture because he was masturbearding the whole time.
masturbeard
Stroking your own beard either slowly or vigorously, simply for the pleasure of it.
"While in deep thought, I often find myself masturbearding."
Masturbearding
Sensually stroking your beard
He was masturbearding in the library.