Masturbreaker
A person for whom masturbation is so vigorous an activity that, in the process of self-pleasuring nearby objects become broken or damaged.
My old roommate was a masturbreaker. His room always looked like there had just been an earthquake.
masturbreak
(n.) the act of taking a break from strenuous work to relieve stress through masturbation.
(n.) a unit of time spanning the end of one masturbation session until the next masturbation session until the completion of any strenuous work and/or project.
(n.) a unit of time spanning the end of one masturbation session until the next masturbation session until the completion of any strenuous work and/or project.
"damn nigga I had to take 12 masturbreaks during that Calculus 14 final, my dick feel like corn!"
"that fuckin essay took me 45 masturbreaks."
"that fuckin essay took me 45 masturbreaks."
Masturbreak
To stop doing something in order to masturbate
I've been doing homework for so long, I think its time for a masturbreak
masturbreak
when one is working extremely hard and takes a break to masturbate.
tom was finishing almost done his essay before he took a masturbreak
Masturbreak
The act of masturbating as a means to give yourself a mental break from work.
I'll do this Spanish homework and this math too. Take a quick masturbreak, then do my science.
Masturbreak
To take a break from a stressful, activity, job or essay to masturbate.
I'm going to take a quick masturbreak, before I finish typing this up.
masturbreak
The time of day when one puts aside the daily grind for masturbatory purposes.
Jim's not here. He's enjoying his masturbreak.