Masturcrastinating
When your life reaches an all-time low and you stimulate your genitals to avoid facing your obligations.
Bro I really don't wanna study chemistry, that's why I started masturcrastinating.
masturcrastination
Procrastinating the act of masturbation.
I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!