masturdbate
Masturdbate - The act of pleasuring ones self while on the toilet, having a bowel movement.
Man, I masturdbated and accidentally got feces and semen all over the wall
Masturdbating
Occurs when one masturbates whilst taking a massive shit, dump, or if you have a code brown.
"Yo Anita Dump, do you hear the faint rhythmic slapping noise coming from the bathroom?"
"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."
**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**
"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
"Yeah Hugh Janus, I was wondering what that noise was..."
**FART-PLOP-POOPNOISES**
"Ugh, I think Johnson is masturdbating again..."
Masturdbation
1. When you got to the bathroom with the intention of making love to yourself but end up taking the biggest dump since 9/11
Magazines all over the floor and all I got was a masturdbation.