Masturfarting
Masturfarting, as opposed to its also popular brother activity, Farturbating, is when one engages in the act of masturbating while they pass gass. The order of these activities is crucial : If you are gassy (i.e. farting) and you elect to masturbate, you are masturfarting. Congratulations.
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
For disambiguation, see FARTURBATING, and the sister activity, QUEEFURBATING
Ron: "Why does it smell so weird in here?"
Dave: "Sorry, Ron, I was masturfarting. That should explain the smell, and the residue on your sheets."
Dave: "Sorry, Ron, I was masturfarting. That should explain the smell, and the residue on your sheets."
masturfart
When a fart bubble travels from your anus forwards into your vulva. Like queefing but the origin is butt gas.
sometimes when i fart sitting down i accidentally masturfart. feels kinda good doe.
Masturfart
Pronounced (mass-tur-fart)
Simultaneous masturbation and flatulence
Simultaneous masturbation and flatulence
Tony says: Hey Jerry there is semen all over the side of the couch and it stinks in here.... Have you been masterfarting?
Jerry says: Yes I just had a solid masturfart session.... Sorry about your mums couch
Jerry says: Yes I just had a solid masturfart session.... Sorry about your mums couch