masturfest
When you masturbate to a person from afar so much they come into your life in a romantic sense as if you manifested your relations through just friggin' wackin' it.
"My guy, I'm going to masturfest Jordan into becoming my partner if it takes all the rubdowns in the world."
"I just started jacking it to her finsta and like boom, all of a sudden, we match on tinder. I masturfested this."
"It's beautiful, here we are, four kids, a lot, and a yacht, and I truly have masturfesting to thank for my dreams becumming my reality.
"I just started jacking it to her finsta and like boom, all of a sudden, we match on tinder. I masturfested this."
"It's beautiful, here we are, four kids, a lot, and a yacht, and I truly have masturfesting to thank for my dreams becumming my reality.