Masturhation

Surfing a social network, and (whether intentional or no premeditation) hating on peoples' pictures. Obviously you don't post a comment, but you may tell a friend or two to check out this person, and how you think they're fake. Although it can happen with anybody, it is more common in people with ovaries.

(v) Masturbating to imagery of a person that you cannot stand.

Masturbating while fantasizing about someone you strongly dislike/detest.

The equivalent of a cock block, but when it happens during solo masturbation. Someone knocking on the door while a man is jacking off inside would be masturhating.

When you masturbate about someone who you despise. This can be done to achieve climax, or simply to confirm your hatred of someone.

When one person prevents another from masturbating by being in their presence. It is a cockblock that only affects a single person. It can be accomplished by a roommate that just won't leave the apartment, a parent that won't go to bed, or even a pet that won't leave the room.

A portmanteau of masturbate and hate. To hate something or someone so much as to masturbate and ejaculate on them.