Masturpooh
mas-tur-pooh
(mās'tur-pooh)
alt: "masturpoo; masturpoooh; mastarpoo; mastarpooh; mastarpoooh"
-noun
1. the abstractly modified stool created while its depositor was masturbating.
-verb
1. the act of masturbating while defecating.
2. the reciprocal act of masturbating with one's partner while mutually defecating.
(mās'tur-pooh)
alt: "masturpoo; masturpoooh; mastarpoo; mastarpooh; mastarpoooh"
-noun
1. the abstractly modified stool created while its depositor was masturbating.
-verb
1. the act of masturbating while defecating.
2. the reciprocal act of masturbating with one's partner while mutually defecating.
-noun
"Good golly bro, I absolutely must find a toilet as soon as possible! Got to drop a hefty masturpooh!"
-verb
"That's awfully kind of you, but I'd rather masturpooh this weekend, thank you."
-verb"
Oh, we had the most romantic evening - it was almost poetic! We even masturpoohed!"
"Good golly bro, I absolutely must find a toilet as soon as possible! Got to drop a hefty masturpooh!"
-verb
"That's awfully kind of you, but I'd rather masturpooh this weekend, thank you."
-verb"
Oh, we had the most romantic evening - it was almost poetic! We even masturpoohed!"