matella
Matella is a bitch. Usually the bad kind. She probably looked her name up in the dicktionary hoping to find love and support. But then realized it’s a fucking dicktionary. Dumb bitch.
Have you seen Matella?
She’s fucking alejandro in the bathroom. (this conversation never existed because no one called for matella)
She’s fucking alejandro in the bathroom. (this conversation never existed because no one called for matella)
Matella
A national Holliday where all Ella’s are material girls and you celebrate them
It’s Matella day today!
Matella Day
National Holliday every July 5th where every Ella in the Us is a material girl.
It’s national Matella day!