Mathanun
You are the hottest and funniest of the group. You're a great time even though you can't drink much. You're ambitious, but can also be happy just scrolling Instagram. You can eat whatever you want without gaining weight and your friends hate you for it. You dance, you sing, you're the life of the party-- always pouring shots down other people's throats. You love dogs, especially samoyeds, because they are as much of a head turner as you are. You are Thai and are best fit for a David.
You poured shots into their mouth from the bottle? Who are you? Mathanun?