mathterbate
Mathterbate or mathterbating is the act of masterbating instead of doing your math homework.
"Johnny why isn't your homework complete"said Mrs. Jones. Johnny said "I tried to do it, but I had to mathterbate to your picture all night."
All that fine booty in class had me mathterbating during lecture
All that fine booty in class had me mathterbating during lecture
mathterbating
Doing math for fun, enjoyment, entertainment and/or to pleasure ones self.
Dude1: Hey! whats that nerd over there doing with that calculator?
Dude2: Probably mathterbating
Dude1: Dude! sick he could at least go to the bathroom to do dat
Dude2: Gotta do what you gotta do
Dude2: Probably mathterbating
Dude1: Dude! sick he could at least go to the bathroom to do dat
Dude2: Gotta do what you gotta do
Mathterbation
The state of mind resulting in an action that a person, usualy male, feels when forced to attend a math class of any kind. They become bored sitting in the back of the class and feel the need to undo/remove their pants behind the math textbook. They then partake in some enjoyable activities resulting in self satisfaction that helps them to survive the remainder of the math class.
Kevin: "Whats Sean doing back there?"
Nathan: "I dont know, but is it raining in here??"
Sean: "That was a good mathterbation guys." *Zip*
Nathan: "I dont know, but is it raining in here??"
Sean: "That was a good mathterbation guys." *Zip*