mattbel
A colloquial term used in the south of England which describes two bodies who often attempt but normally fail to break world records, usually records involving food.
That was such a shit attempt, mattbel could of done better than that.
That was so poor it reminded me of an attempt by mattbel
That was so poor it reminded me of an attempt by mattbel
mattbelling
The act of shoving ones fingers into their anus, often used for sexual pleasure, then removing the fingers and smelling them.
Jeff was so desperate, he decided that mattbelling would be a good idea.