matt day
Leaving work so ridiculously early that it doesn’t even make sense that you went into work to begin with.
I just got to work but i need a Matt day.
International Bully Matt day
December 2nd is the date of bullying Matt. Where every Matt, Matty or Mateusz is bullied relentlessly. Encourage any non-Matt to partake.
A: "It's December 2nd!"
B: "So?"
C: "It's international bully Matt day!"
B: "So?"
C: "It's international bully Matt day!"
national snipe matt day
May 6th is national take a bad photo of matthew day.
Matt: I’m about to blow up norterra
Me: *snipes*
Matt: why
Me: it’s national snipe matt day!
Me: *snipes*
Matt: why
Me: it’s national snipe matt day!
Matt Appreciation Day
National Nice to Matt day. Must be kind no mean jokes.
Hey don’t forget to compliment Matt tomorrow, it’s Matt Appreciation Day