Mattist
Someone who looks at a person named Matt as a celebrity or role model.
There are Mattists all around the world who watch desperately for news about me, or to invite me to things.
mattistics
when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again