mattrifice
Noun: A mattress with an orifice or small opening on the surface for the deposit of
vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined
by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.
vomit, urine or other bodily fluids. Coined
by "Loveline" radio host Adam Carolla.
"if I had a mattrifice, I could stay in bed all day."