Mattsson
One fly guy! Causes wetness of the panties in all genders. Often called "snake bite" after the scar on his right arm from his encounter with diamondback rattlesnake. The snake was dead within minutes.
Arnold Schwarzenegger: Whoa Chuck! Where'd you get that black eye?
Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattsson!
Chuck Norris: Goddamn Mattsson!
Archie Mattsson
Archie is a medium height kid with a golden/brown curly mullet. A good runner but a complete cunt of a person. Dosent usually have many friends and is probably scavenging for money so he can buy food at the canteen.
Damn, stop being a Archie Mattsson