matturbate
To build up a sizable lead in a single game (or in the regular season standings) only to blow your offensive "load" prior to an actual recorded victory or championship.
"Matty Ice" a.k.a. "The Mattural" matturbated in the first half of the 2013 NFC Championship game against the San Francisco 49ers.
Matturbate
Violently and chronicly masturbating to the point when your right, or left arm gets so engorged that you are able to bench press your own house.
One who is able to win a fist fight against a gorrila with only thier matturbate arm.
Matturbate
When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.
Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate
Matturbation
It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble
Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up