matzofarian
A dreadlocked jewish kid with who loves loves jam bands, and lives on his parents trust fund. Basically a jewish trustafarian. You can usually find them areas with concentrated dirty hippie populations such as Boulder CO. or Burlington VT. They typically cling to one esoteric gimmick after another and have no ability to understand the self sustaining masses. They have a prepensity for giving themselves too much credit, and honestly believe that they have earned what has been given to them.
One of my lab partners in my environmental science class is a vegan matzofarian who won't shut up about his trancefusion music collective.