mauler
A derivation of the shocker, this sexual act of inserting two crossed fingers into the vaginal and anal openings of a female, respectively, is known to be very effective in pleasuring sorority girls and small town sluts.
"That girl didn't know how to be noisy, so I had to give her the mauler."
mauler
Someone lacking grace and coordination. A klutz or clumsy person. A person usually of large stature (fat ass beasts). The word "ogre" is an appropriate synonym. Another example is someone who looks upkept and grizzled.
"Chris Farley was a good example of a mauler, may he rest in peace."
Maulers
As in dirty Maulers (hands)
Example 1: "get your dirty Maulers off my cake"
mauler
a mohawk type haircut (shaved on both sides with one line of hair down the middle) that has two shaves horizontally across it creating a 3-pile pattern.
normal mohawk = -----
mauler = - - -
mauler = - - -
mauler
see aaron ritchie. He is a mauler
"that ritchies a mauler"
Mauler
A word used to describe a special kind of moron. Often used when mocking people with bad opinions.
Jay is such a mauler. The guy can’t even tie his own shoes.
Maulerism
Something either incredibly bad (fail) or incredibly good, usually used in the negative sense of the word.
"Wow, when he said 'you=noob' that was a complest Maulerism. Maybe next time he shouldn't be such an idiot."