Maulogram
A Maulogram is similar to a kissogram but the person is dressed as a chimpanzee and basically mauls the recipient's face off
*Knock Knock*
Householder: "Hello can I help you?"
Chimp: "Maulogram!!"
Householder: "Ahhhhhhhhh my face!!!!!!"
Householder: "Hello can I help you?"
Chimp: "Maulogram!!"
Householder: "Ahhhhhhhhh my face!!!!!!"