max di tomato
a man that is italian with di as their middle name
Man: “ayy its max di tomato!”
Italian: “SHUT UP””
Italian: “SHUT UP””
Max Di Tomato
Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.