Maxi Mind Prison
The mental prison one is kept in as a Bitcoin maximalist. Closely guarded by Twitter influencers, thoughts and words are as controlled as in North Korea. In this mental cage, no exploration of DeFi, NFTs or other blockchains is allowed.
After breaking out of Maxi Mind Prison last year, I've made $40,000 in airdrops and keep my savings account in Anchor Protocol for a steady 20% APY on my dollars. Life is beautiful.