Maxi-wank

The act of recklessly masturbating onself into oblivion. One must not confuse any other ways of masturbation with the maxi-wank, as an authentic maxi-wank requires the person practicing to ejaculate on his thigh and stomach. One must also fall asleep immediately following ejaculation without the typical "tissue routine" in order for such an act to be constituted as a maxi-wank.

Tim: Hey where is Paul, isn't he supposed to be making dinner?

Oliver: No I don't think it will happen anytime soon, I walked into his room before and he was asleep with cum all over his stomach and left thigh. It was obvious that he had a maxi-wank.

俚语	maxi-wank
释义	Maxi-wank The act of recklessly masturbating onself into oblivion. One must not confuse any other ways of masturbation with the maxi-wank, as an authentic maxi-wank requires the person practicing to ejaculate on his thigh and stomach. One must also fall asleep immediately following ejaculation without the typical "tissue routine" in order for such an act to be constituted as a maxi-wank. Tim: Hey where is Paul, isn't he supposed to be making dinner? Oliver: No I don't think it will happen anytime soon, I walked into his room before and he was asleep with cum all over his stomach and left thigh. It was obvious that he had a maxi-wank.
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