Maxturbating
When you wake up in the middle of the night and your buddy Max is masturbating in the bed next to you
Who is that guy maxturbating on the other side of the hotel room
maxturbate
to climax during masturbation
man i hate when someone walks in on me just as i'm about to maxturbate
Maxturbation
The art of eating while pleasuring yourself.
Sitting at the computer, two to three slices of your favorite pizza on the desk NEXT to the computer, porn totally on, and bites being taken with the left hand while the right hand is in mid-whack. Maxturbation.
Maxturbating
The act of bringing about sexual gratification in oneself while being a man or woman called Max. Often done while looking in the yourself straight in the eyes in a mirror, while holding a picture of yourself in the "free" hand.
Max. Maaaaaax! We have to go, what are you still doing in front of the mirror. OMG?! Are you Maxturbating again? Disgusting!